What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
| Baby jokes
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
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Ever
| Dirty jokes
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market. "Sounds like you m
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
| Rabbit jokes
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
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What does a queen bee do when she burps
| Insect jokes
What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.