Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
| Food jokes
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
| King Kong jokes
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
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Did you hear about the piglets
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Q: How can you tell if it
| Political jokes
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
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What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !