What fish sounds like a telephone?
| Fishing jokes
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
| Children jokes
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
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A visitor from
| Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's
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Why was the cat so small ?
| Cat jokes
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to
| Business jokes
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!". "Re
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Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”