What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
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What did the burglar say to the
| Criminal jokes
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
| Humor jokes
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
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Which burger is famous for a long
| Burger jokes
Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
| Pig jokes
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.