Why do elephants jump across rivers?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
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Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
| Military jokes
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the res
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Why are monsters huge and hairy and
| Monster jokes
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!