Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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Diner: Waiter, please

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Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I

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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What great song is associated with

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What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

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What is it when a man talks dirty to

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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.

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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”