A cargo plane is in
| Political jokes
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
| Idiot and fool jokes
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
| Apple jokes
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
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What do you call two
| Food jokes
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
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Did you hear about the dumb father who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?'
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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.