Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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In a survey of American
| Clinton jokes
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
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There was this truck driver who had to
| Zoo jokes
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the ori
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What do you call a ghost in a torn
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
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How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail