What is the difference between a flea and a
| Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
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How do you find where a flea has bitten you
| Insect jokes
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his
| Music jokes
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, "Well, this kid really
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How do you know you're leading a sad
| Dirty jokes
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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What did the city worker say after his first
| Horse jokes
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
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There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him. The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, “What’s going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!” The new truck driver responds, “I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now we’re going to see a movie.”