A person checks into a hotel for
| Travel and tourist jokes
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there'
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
| Farmer jokes
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
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Pierre was a camper from France. In his
| Humor jokes
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
| Bed jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
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What is a Chihuahua’s favorite sport? Miniature golf!