Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away

| Clinton jokes

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Father Christmas:

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

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Three nurses went to heaven, and were

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St.

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What did one slug say to another who

| Various animal jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft

| Aviation jokes

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.