What do you get if you take a really big dog out

What person strives to ensure safety for

| Horse jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a

| Biologist jokes

A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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What would a pig name a chain of food

| Pig jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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If you need a loan, who do you see in the

| Humor jokes

If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !