A little kid comes running into the
| Marriage jokes
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
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An American, a
| Ethnic jokes
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurse
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How do Religious Education
| Religious jokes
How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.
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On a
| Parent jokes
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and te
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
| Computer jokes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !