A man out for a walk
| Children jokes
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you! he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail ! 'I'm not pulling ! replied the little boy. 'I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling !
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Q: What's
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Didja hear the news?
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Didja hear the news? asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
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How do you make rude noises on the
| Internet jokes
How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.