Q: What's the difference between Jesus and
| Religious jokes
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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As a hooker
| Dirty jokes
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?" "Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent
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Why is it that when you're driving and
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
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A cub reporter for
| Journalist jokes
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts." The Editor scolded the new reporter, "Thi
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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: “Nobody said I needed doubles on that!”