A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
| Ethnic jokes
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
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What kind of ant can you colour with ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old
| Old age jokes
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Q: Who has the right of
| Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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An elephant was walking in a park. With each
| Elephant jokes
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants,
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My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.