A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.

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Democrats let

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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”
The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”
The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”