These two friends are about to go to
| Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
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Where can you dance in California?
| Dance jokes
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los
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What do you call a witch who
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
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Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !