What’s a parrot’s favourite

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at

| Christmas jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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Teacher: I see

| Hair and bald jokes

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

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Where did the witch get her

| Witch jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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Why do bald-headed men never use

| Hair and bald jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

| Dog jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.

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What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!