Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
| Cow jokes
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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Q. How
| Men jokes
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a
| Computer jokes
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
| Gorilla jokes
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
| Religious jokes
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir
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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.