Why was the centipede late ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
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Why don't anteaters get sick?
| Insect jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
| Christmas jokes
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!
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How are men like carpet
| Men jokes
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets
| Humor jokes
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
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How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !