The husband was not home at

I hate paying my income tax.

| Money jokes

I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

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A husband and wife love to golf together, but

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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th

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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse

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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore

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One vampire to the

| Vampire jokes

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculousl

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The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. “Do you realize what time it is?” she asked. He answered, “Don’t get excited. I’m late because I bought something for the house.” Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, “What did you buy for the house, dear?” His answer was, “A round of drinks!”