I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
| Blonde jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
| Time jokes
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.
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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he
| Marriage jokes
When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"
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Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.