When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he
| Food jokes
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
| Hunting jokes
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Ple
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Who won the animal race?
| Aardvark jokes
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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An Illinois man pretending to have a
| Idiot and fool jokes
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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What ghost is handy in the
| Food jokes
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.