Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
| Humor jokes
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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Steve,
| Humor jokes
Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realise they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to
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How do you know that there's a monster in your
| Bath jokes
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
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Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!