Waiter, there's a fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on
| Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
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A monster walked into the council rent office
| Monster jokes
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
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What do you call a snake who works for the
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
| Accountant jokes
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!