A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
| Criminal jokes
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"
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What do pigs like with chow mein?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.