What does a witch enjoy cooking
| Witch jokes
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
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Customer: Why doesn't my
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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Who do you think was sent to cover the
| Journalist jokes
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Mummy Monster: What are you doing
| Brother and sister jokes
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
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Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.