Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
| Witch jokes
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
| Men jokes
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
| Birthday jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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A father came
| Marriage jokes
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300." "Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth." "That is the truth," the
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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !