How can you spell chilly with two
| Spelling jokes
How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
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There was a farmer who raised
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it
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The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
| Book title jokes
The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
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Why is a baby like an diamond?
| Baby jokes
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.
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A man walks up to the
| Aviation jokes
A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent. "I want a round trip ticket," says the man. "Where to?" asks the agent. "Right back to here."
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Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “”What’s in the bags?””
“”Rice,”” answered Tuan.
The guard says, “”We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.”” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but rice. He detains Tuan overnight and has the rice analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure rice in the bags The guard releases Tuan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “”What have you got?””
“”Rice,”” says Tuan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but rice. He gives the sand back to Tuan, and Tuan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Tuan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a noodles restaurant in Vietnam.
“”Hey, Buddy,”” says the guard, “”I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about….. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?””
Tuan sips his beer and says, “”Bicycles.””