The Moral of the Story is:

What is a knight's favourite fish?

| Fishing jokes

What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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A market researcher called at a house and his

| Dirty jokes

A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that amon

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How many cashiers does it take

| Humor jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Q. What kind of

| Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock

| Time jokes

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.

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One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story….

The next day Billy tells his story….

“”My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands””

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story….Billy replies, “”Yeah… don’t mess with my dad when he’s been drinking