It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
| Judge jokes
It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!" The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're i
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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
| Bird jokes
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
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Q: How many screenwriters
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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There was a great loss today in the
| Dead and dying jokes
There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in.... Well, you know the rest.
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Smith goes to
| Business jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.
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Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”