If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
| Marriage jokes
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
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Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A guy walking down a street one
| Idiot and fool jokes
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got
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What did the really ugly man
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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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What time is it when a clock strikes
| Time jokes
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.
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Teacher: In music, if “f” means “forte”, what does “ff” mean ? Pupil: Eighty