Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
| Yo momma jokes
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Police Officer: Why were you
| Car and train jokes
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
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Mary was having a tough day
| Mental health jokes
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly
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Q: How is Saddam like Fred
| Military jokes
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
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What has webbed feet and fangs?
| Vampire jokes
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.