Waiter, there's a dead
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
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A woman accompanied her husband to the
| Marriage jokes
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix
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Three guys are
| Dirty jokes
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes late
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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
| Military jokes
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."
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Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !