Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Did you hear about the tree's
| Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
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Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
| College jokes
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last f
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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
| Aviation jokes
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about
| Lawyer jokes
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought
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Golfer: “I’ve played so poorly all day; I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.” Caddy: “I doubt you could keep your head down that long.”