Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
| Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
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Teacher: What is can't short for ?
| School jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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What did the doctor say to the witch in
| Witch jokes
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!