How do they prevent crime in hamburger

I gotta A in

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I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

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QUESTION: Do you know what

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QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," C

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!