The little kid sat on the side of the road
| Fishing jokes
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
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Which rabbit was in Western movies?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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My sister went
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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What do vampire footballers have at
| Vampire jokes
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !