Wheres the car? asked Professor
| Car and train jokes
Wheres the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
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There was a little old lady from a
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her
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Who has
| Dentist jokes
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.
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Why was the man sued by his
| Horse jokes
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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Mother: How was your first
| School jokes
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue