MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice
| Monster jokes
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
| Marriage jokes
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?
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A man walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
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Who does a ghoul fall in
| Humor jokes
Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.