Why is a psychiatrist like a

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?

| Military jokes

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

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What do you do? a young man asked

| Doctor and nurse jokes

What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."

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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day

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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,

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Two bowling

| Blonde jokes

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when

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What should you know before you teach your

| Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts.