What is another way to describe a cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
| Religious jokes
Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second.
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IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
| Idiot and fool jokes
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
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Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows
| Computer jokes
Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I’m not wild about it.