How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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When the employees of a
| Firefighter jokes
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a
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Pig's explanation for the creation of the
| Pig jokes
Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
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How do you scare a man?
| Men jokes
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.