A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
| Beauty jokes
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"
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Why did the witch keep turning people into
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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Why did the updraft get pulled
| Weather jokes
Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
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What nickname did the police give to the new
| Police jokes
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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What is a horse's favourite sport?
| Horse jokes
What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!
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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.