What is a horse’s favourite sport?

Why did the kid punch the bed?

| Bed jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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Far away in the tropical waters of the

| Fishing jokes

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and

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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,

| Business jokes

'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?

| Banana jokes

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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What is a horse’s favourite sport? Stable tennis!