QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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What command does the aardvark give most often
| Aardvark jokes
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!
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Why did the weather want
| Weather jokes
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
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‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that! ‘Oh, yes I can. the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!