Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
| School jokes
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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Why won't pigs take up
| Pig jokes
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?
| Pig jokes
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and
| Women jokes
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A
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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
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Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!