Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and
| Dirty jokes
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
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Did you hear about the whale who
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
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What did the man put on his car when
| Car and train jokes
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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Why won’t pigs take up jogging? They don’t like to get that far from the table.