A new York Divorce Lawyer died
| Heaven and hell jokes
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the rec
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Who dropped a wad of notes with
| Money jokes
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.
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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40
| Religious jokes
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
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Why did the chick
| Bird jokes
Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked. “The side that pays your fee,” replied the doctor.